I once spent money on a computer, look at me now

Asexual, Norrland separatist, feminist (of the social/eco/radical-ish kind). I love dogs, bio and organic chemistry, languages and a bunch of other stuff. I am actually pretty nice if you are too.

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helspawn why do you own goat simulator

I needed something better than skyrim

I received a compliment from a woman working in a kiosk nearby and I was taken completely by surprise and I don’t even remember what I responded? Did I respond?? What even happened

I thought that the bathroom door at the hotel I stayed at with mariahoenenevigglad was the worst ever, with its window right in the middle of it with clear, non-frosted glass.

However, it got fierce competition from this hotel, which doesn’t even have an actual door. Just the kind of frosted glass doors that shower cabins usually have.

I…

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Look what I found at the library.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!!! WANT WANT WANT!!!

Heard about the book before? :)

no I am solely judging it by its cover
heard about Skuld, Verdante (danish spelling) and Urd before

Ah, the book is about Hel and the very, very speculative idea of her being the original nordic mother earth type of goddess in an early norse matriarchal society.

I like that! does it come in danish?

I don’t know, but I doubt it, unfortunately :/ I don’t think it comes in English either

I tried looking for it. If it is super academic or something then i probably cant read it that easily in swedish, without looking into a dictionary every two seconds

No it isn’t very academic (I think, I haven’t read it yet). But it has a lot of old timey Swedish from verse translations. Don’t know if it actually makes it harder since it’s from before the language reform ;)

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helspawn:

Look what I found at the library.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!!! WANT WANT WANT!!!

Heard about the book before? :)

no I am solely judging it by its cover

heard about Skuld, Verdante (danish spelling) and Urd before

Ah, the book is about Hel and the very, very speculative idea of her being the original nordic mother earth type of goddess in an early norse matriarchal society.

I like that! does it come in danish?

I don’t know, but I doubt it, unfortunately :/ I don’t think it comes in English either

I tried looking for it. If it is super academic or something then i probably cant read it that easily in swedish, without looking into a dictionary every two seconds

No it isn’t very academic (I think, I haven’t read it yet). But it has a lot of old timey Swedish from verse translations. Don’t know if it actually makes it harder since it’s from before the language reform ;)

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Look what I found at the library.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!!! WANT WANT WANT!!!

Heard about the book before? :)

no I am solely judging it by its cover
heard about Skuld, Verdante (danish spelling) and Urd before

Ah, the book is about Hel and the very, very speculative idea of her being the original nordic mother earth type of goddess in an early norse matriarchal society.

I like that! does it come in danish?

I don’t know, but I doubt it, unfortunately :/ I don’t think it comes in English either

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helspawn:

Look what I found at the library.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!!! WANT WANT WANT!!!

Heard about the book before? :)

no I am solely judging it by its cover

heard about Skuld, Verdante (danish spelling) and Urd before

Ah, the book is about Hel and the very, very speculative idea of her being the original nordic mother earth type of goddess in an early norse matriarchal society.

I like that! does it come in danish?

I don’t know, but I doubt it, unfortunately :/ I don’t think it comes in English either

I’m going to Crete now, ahahaha so long suckers! 

People are still reblogging that post I made about state sponsored medical travel and thinking it’s about the US.

Does the US even have state sponsored medical travel??

I’m so nervous. I’m not used to long travels.

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helspawn:

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helspawn:

Look what I found at the library.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!!! WANT WANT WANT!!!

Heard about the book before? :)

no I am solely judging it by its cover
heard about Skuld, Verdante (danish spelling) and Urd before

Ah, the book is about Hel and the very, very speculative idea of her being the original nordic mother earth type of goddess in an early norse matriarchal society.

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helspawn:

frankieztein:

helspawn:

Look what I found at the library.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!!! WANT WANT WANT!!!

Heard about the book before? :)

no I am solely judging it by its cover

heard about Skuld, Verdante (danish spelling) and Urd before

Ah, the book is about Hel and the very, very speculative idea of her being the original nordic mother earth type of goddess in an early norse matriarchal society.

I’m almost done packing. I’m so accomplished ~

frankieztein:

helspawn:

Look what I found at the library.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!!! WANT WANT WANT!!!

Heard about the book before? :)

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frankieztein:

helspawn:

Look what I found at the library.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!!! WANT WANT WANT!!!

Heard about the book before? :)

Look what I found at the library.

Look what I found at the library.

Things I still should be doing: packing

Things I’m still not doing: packing

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New Dragon Age: Inquisition pictures

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I want to be a nun, but without the religion part.

i think i would have been a great nun. even with the whole ‘religion’ part. not so sure about the whole ‘believing' part, though, but whatever.

I would be a great nun as well,…

Haha nope, sorry, still can’t see Maria as a nun, nope, nope.

I don’t know… Christianity seriously more or less creeps me out, like it’s really bothersome, everything about it. Just nope.

HRMPF! >:(

…now, what if it’s…. RAPTOR CHRISTIANITY??? *wiggly eyebrows*

Raptor Jesus is separate from this, raptor Jesus is the light.

Nope, no Mariasaurus Nun.

a.k.a exhibit A of no Mariasaurus Nun

also I’m a Helspawn, ofc I’m mean what did you expect. Some good christian lady of Knutby?

but seeeeee if you hadn’t destroyed my dream of becoming a nun i would never have turned to the bottle! now it’s my only friend :””’(

…i wouldn’t exactly call them ‘good christian’ ladies considering the way they got around, hur hur!

we’re awful aren’t we.

But that’s great, come, join the dark heathen side, leave that naked dead guy. Let your anger, sadness and booze flow through you, good, good…

We will most likely spend at least a week together this winter, hopefully. Your soul is as good as mine. No amount of naked dead guys can save you!

excuse me, i’m the one who introduced you to Raptor Jesus; you can’t just come here and steal my God! :O plus Raptor Jesus dig does naked dead guys - so he’s totes on my side!

oh no, Raptor jesus I have known for ages. You showed me godzilla jesus. Merely a cheap but enertaining knockoff!

He digs them alright - with his teeth! EAT YOUR ENEMIES